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Post by The Great Krass on Jul 7, 2005 0:56:52 GMT -5
Pants? Hell YES! You should see Eon in a bathing suit.
Don't you know that Hollywood knows what you should think and do, so why aren't YOU doing it?
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Post by Deep Thought on Jul 7, 2005 12:30:57 GMT -5
Because I am Hollywood.
How many toes am I holding up?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2005 6:47:59 GMT -5
At least 11, possibly more.
Do a Little Dance?
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Post by GreatMilenko on Jul 8, 2005 7:39:12 GMT -5
make a little love... get down tonight.... get down tonight...
What do you use a toothpick for?
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Post by Deep Thought on Jul 8, 2005 15:41:58 GMT -5
My toothpick works quite well as a magnifying glass. I see all the red stuff quite clearly now.
What do you think of my new steamroller?
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Post by Xtreme on Jul 10, 2005 11:40:21 GMT -5
its "flattering" (oh man im gonna get in trouble for that one =D)
how come "get well"cards dont really help you get well?
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Post by The Great Krass on Jul 11, 2005 0:03:26 GMT -5
Because a fragmentation grenade doesn't give a rat's arse for alternative medicine.
What is the Krass national anthem?
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Post by Eon on Jul 11, 2005 0:05:42 GMT -5
The Krass' [national] anthem is an international anthem that consists of 365 raspberries blown in very quick succession to the tune of “Camptown Races”. Nobody has to stand up for it, nobody has to listen to it, and, even better, nobody has to play it.
So what is it like to be a college graduate?
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Post by Xtreme on Jul 11, 2005 10:36:23 GMT -5
couldnt tell ya...<hic> I dont remember anything about college <hic>
why is a bare bear rare?
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Post by Deep Thought on Jul 11, 2005 15:57:18 GMT -5
Same reason there is never a full beer. The world is just full of ironies.
Which is bigger, the left one or the right one?
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Post by mechwarrior5 on Jul 11, 2005 16:00:48 GMT -5
My right hangs lower than my left, so I'm guessing the right is the bigger of the two.
Why do I always get a hangover whenever I drink?
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Post by Deep Thought on Jul 11, 2005 17:56:30 GMT -5
Well see, whenever you drink alot of alcohol and sleep, the beer-belly fairy comes along and takes away all the alcohol and, finding that he/she/it left its wallet in his/her/its other dress, he/she/it instead leaves the best gift possible. It got lost in the mail.
Did someone say bathing suit?
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Post by Xtreme on Jul 11, 2005 21:05:37 GMT -5
no, it was the little voice in your head
why dont men poke any women when playing Poker?
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Post by GreatMilenko on Jul 11, 2005 23:24:39 GMT -5
cuz we know if we spade their hearts, they're gonna demand diamonds and then club us...
If most golf holes are a par 4, why do golfers yell fore?
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Post by The Great Krass on Jul 11, 2005 23:44:55 GMT -5
Haven't you ever heard of foreplay? You need to get it out more.
Hey, you know what sucks?
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