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Post by raghast on Jun 23, 2005 12:00:47 GMT -5
Because of the magical pig sprites that curl it every night.
Why can elves only find employment as shoemakers, cookie bakers, or toy makers?
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Post by GreatMilenko on Jun 23, 2005 14:28:41 GMT -5
they're too short to operate the rides at Disneyland (must be this tall to operate rides)
can a blind man play charades?
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Post by raghast on Jun 23, 2005 18:43:29 GMT -5
They can, but only with Michael Winslow from Police Academy.
Will the Tokyo Police ever be able to put an end to the Dance Dance Revolution?
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Post by GreatMilenko on Jun 24, 2005 6:47:29 GMT -5
No way... they're the best in the world at it... they created DDR while waiting in line to use the bathroom after eating sushi...
Who framed Roger Rabbit?
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Post by Saber Drache on Jun 24, 2005 14:29:51 GMT -5
It was Elmer Fudge, in the forest, with an axe.
Why are CD's round?
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Post by GreatMilenko on Jun 24, 2005 21:06:45 GMT -5
so when you throw it against the wall after an impossible level, it wont cause as much damage to doors, furniture, or your mom's cocker spaniel. (sharpen the edge 1st)
what was Dr. Pepper a doctor of?
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Post by raghast on Jun 24, 2005 21:24:46 GMT -5
Pepperintology: the science of creating a tart and bitter softdrink. And mind control nanites.
Why the platypus?
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Post by Saber Drache on Jun 24, 2005 22:02:05 GMT -5
Why not?
Are soft drinks really soft?
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Post by GreatMilenko on Jun 25, 2005 6:40:45 GMT -5
I'm sorry, this thread is dedicated to stupid questions... plz stick to the rules...
Why are the woodchucks chucking wood?
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Post by Xtreme on Jun 25, 2005 7:11:12 GMT -5
cause theyre not strong enough to heave it
why do people ask stupid questions?
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Post by The Great Krass on Jun 25, 2005 23:16:33 GMT -5
A pig has a curly tail because it got wrapped around a snake when the pig backed into a tree.
How does a two pound box of chocolate make a woman gain five pounds?
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Post by Deep Thought on Jun 26, 2005 0:44:08 GMT -5
Because it's magically delicious.
What is the meaning of the life, the universe, and everything?
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Post by deneb on Jun 26, 2005 1:48:56 GMT -5
Can't give that away. It's the punchline to the biggest, cruelest joke ever.
How many pancakes does it take to make a glass doghouse fly?
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Post by Xtreme on Jun 26, 2005 17:22:37 GMT -5
7.. but only if strawberries are involved.. if not it will take 19
why do rice crispies pop?
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Post by raghast on Jun 26, 2005 21:16:34 GMT -5
Because there are actually microorganism civilizations...thousands of them...inside each krispy, and when you drown them in milk, you are hearing the collective screams of the billions upon billions of lives destroyed.
If it's in the last place you put it, why can't you find it?
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