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Post by raghast on Jun 17, 2005 19:42:22 GMT -5
Because every decent Spam area needs a thread like this, I present you Sirius Snape's classic Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer thread.
The rules are simple: you must first answer the question above you anyway you like, then present your own stupid question.
Here goes:
Why does the Rabbit keep going after Trix?
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Post by Saber Drache on Jun 18, 2005 1:57:46 GMT -5
Because he's Cookoo for CoCo Puffs. (I apologize for the lame joke. I have lack of caffiene at the moment -__-;; )
Why are Frosted Flakes great?
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Post by raghast on Jun 18, 2005 3:44:54 GMT -5
Because of what they're frosted with.
What are they frosted with?
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Post by Xtreme on Jun 18, 2005 19:54:02 GMT -5
Luckys dandruff
why is lucky charms magically delicious?
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Post by raghast on Jun 19, 2005 2:04:49 GMT -5
Because they're laced with hardline pixie dust.
Why won't mathematicians make an edible pi?
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Post by GreatMilenko on Jun 20, 2005 19:27:06 GMT -5
One theorum is they wont because its messy to break the eggs with a caliper, mix the batter with a measuring tape, and scoop it out with a protractor...
Why shouldn't you squeeze the Charmin?
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Post by Saber Drache on Jun 20, 2005 23:46:00 GMT -5
Because it might bite you.
Is there life on mars?
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Post by GreatMilenko on Jun 21, 2005 7:34:11 GMT -5
yup, Baby Ruth, Mr. Goodbar, and the 3 Musketeers
Does water float?
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Post by The Great Krass on Jun 22, 2005 5:54:40 GMT -5
Ronilion has told me that fresh water will float on salt water.
If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?
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Post by Idle Thoughts on Jun 22, 2005 13:11:46 GMT -5
'Cause they'd be pair-a-palegic.
How much French do they put in French Fries?
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Post by GreatMilenko on Jun 22, 2005 17:35:50 GMT -5
doesn't matter... they surrender
Why is the resurrection of Christ celebrated with an Easter egg hunt?
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Post by Idle Thoughts on Jun 22, 2005 20:11:18 GMT -5
They're trying to put all their eggs in one basket.
Where is Elvis?
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Post by The Great Krass on Jun 22, 2005 23:35:52 GMT -5
Elvis is in the backfield. For how long remains to be seen.
Why did man ever pass the law of gravity?
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Post by Eon on Jun 23, 2005 0:48:20 GMT -5
The mountain that moves like bamboo, ever bending yet never yielding. that. is Gravity Gravity flows like time and the river. impermanent yet the fabric of all existence. The Gravity that can be told, is not the true Gravity ( 1999-2005, Lao Tsu)
Do you think George Foreman named all his pets "George" too?
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Post by Xtreme on Jun 23, 2005 7:19:51 GMT -5
he named them Bob to remind him of the sound his head use to make
why is a pigs tail curly?
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