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Post by Xtreme on Jun 26, 2005 23:24:57 GMT -5
the GOD DAMN GNOMES TOOK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! why is it the left sock that is ALWAYS MISSING?
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Post by Deep Thought on Jun 27, 2005 14:40:56 GMT -5
Objection! Your honor, please refer to the left sock as to the glove of the lower extremity of the non dexetremic manner.
Why do the wheels on the bus go round and round?
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Post by GreatMilenko on Jun 29, 2005 15:33:20 GMT -5
because its also the last place you look.
this is one only Raghast can answer... (cus he once asked me this years ago) whats the diference between a chicken?
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Post by raghast on Jun 30, 2005 11:21:48 GMT -5
An orange, because a vest has no sleeves.
Wasn't it "what's the difference between a duck"?
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Post by GreatMilenko on Jun 30, 2005 16:55:50 GMT -5
yeah... youre right
Why doesn't the coyote just sue the hell outta Acme and buy roadrunner casseroles at the local diner?
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Post by raghast on Jun 30, 2005 21:17:05 GMT -5
He did, but Acme countersued.
Why doesn't Wile E. Coyote just order some KFC? I mean, he can afford all those gadgets, right?
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Post by Xtreme on Jul 1, 2005 16:23:25 GMT -5
cause he prefers "faster food"
what was the "Colonel Sanders" really the colonel of?
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Post by GreatMilenko on Jul 2, 2005 17:29:37 GMT -5
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Post by Xtreme on Jul 3, 2005 9:05:30 GMT -5
sixty-seven shillings
how did peter piper grow pickeled peppers?
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Post by The Great Krass on Jul 5, 2005 4:19:25 GMT -5
He gave them single malt scotch.
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2005 19:14:27 GMT -5
Overeating, becaus squids never go down right, do they?
But how, I ask you, does purple?
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Post by Xtreme on Jul 5, 2005 22:12:42 GMT -5
he does good and thanked you for asking
how many licks does it take to get to the toosti center of a tootsi pop?
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Post by The Great Krass on Jul 6, 2005 4:06:06 GMT -5
It depends on the size and shape of your tongue. It's not about how you use it, it's about how BIG it is.
Are you purposely lying to conceal your mental instability or stability?
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Post by Xtreme on Jul 6, 2005 5:39:58 GMT -5
yes....
If the Internet has no boundaries, then why do we need Windows, or Gates?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2005 11:31:32 GMT -5
Becaus you've got to exploit it properly, or anyone can use it.
Pants, Yes or no?
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