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Post by Crimson D on Aug 3, 2006 0:47:51 GMT -5
You remember but the site goes down for a week and you forget again. When you do remember you come home and find someone's stolen your keyboard.
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Post by Ron Jeremy on Jun 22, 2009 10:39:48 GMT -5
its monday. nuff said
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Post by Crimson D on Aug 3, 2009 13:17:12 GMT -5
You come home with your mistress trailing you and your wife's there waiting for you.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2009 22:45:32 GMT -5
Some clown super-glues your assalt cannon to your hands... and you don't realise untill you try to hide it because some lone star cops are coming 'round the corner.
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Post by krondax on Sept 16, 2009 13:28:09 GMT -5
your in iraq, get doen early, are on your way out for the 20 mile journy home, and run over a light pole........ and blow out a run flat tire *happened to the lead truck today no i wasn;t driving it..*... nearly 20 mile drive at 20 mph
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Post by Crimson D on Oct 19, 2009 23:46:49 GMT -5
You wake up and go for a glass of OJ and all but one tiny drop is gone.......... and you live alone and don't remember drinking it.
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Post by krondax on Nov 1, 2009 15:15:45 GMT -5
you are in the TOC, see a bottle of Hazlenut syrup, and think "Tequila!" then, realize that it isnt, and get bad because it isnt!
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Post by Crimson D on Mar 31, 2013 19:18:05 GMT -5
You forgot your comlink password and it's rigged to blackhammer someone to death.
Your riggers blood is more novacoke than blood.
Your hackers a chronic masturbator.
You mix up your BTL with a Black Death.
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Post by Mr. Johnson on Apr 18, 2013 22:17:04 GMT -5
you wake up from a good party at your house last night.. sluggishly go to the bathroom, go back to your room to get dressed for work and realize you just urinated in a closet.. and this isnt your bedroom...
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Post by Crimson D on May 1, 2016 9:48:00 GMT -5
* You're neck deep in Novatechs hottest node and your personality software becomes a full blown AI.
* Your brand new math spu keeps blinking 12:00 because it needs a firmware update and the company just went under...
* You just spent a week building a new van with the help of several drones and the moment you get in and slam the door the whole thing falls apart.
* Your brand new medic drone has a claptrap personality installed. "I'm heal'in I'm heal'in!"
* You finally got your hot little hands on the best drone of all time.... it's just the shell but you paid DOUBLE.
* That cybergun you just got only shoots dildos.
* The shaman knows more about hacking than your technomancer. (true story)
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