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Post by Mr. Johnson on May 2, 2006 20:11:35 GMT -5
your Johnson says to you
of course youll be safe Brian, your going into a real easy situation, no danger.. you mean alot to us and we'd hate to have anything happen to you... dont worry Brian
your name is Joe......
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Post by cxtwo on May 3, 2006 17:47:41 GMT -5
The Big troll say " I have a message for you from a Mr. Johnson " As he reaches out and graps you by the scruff of the neck .
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Post by Ron Jeremy on May 6, 2006 0:52:38 GMT -5
you go to make a sale of illegal items, and right when its going, you hear "FREEZE. KNIGHT ERRANT!"
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Post by Xenomarch on Jun 17, 2006 13:15:49 GMT -5
You're told Lonestar won't go there cuz they don't have enough ammo, But your pay is there. You just have to remove that one "red" wire and the bomber is color blind so all the wires are white. Your wife asks if your Life Insurance is current. So does your Kids. Then your girlfriend. You give directions to your location, you include your GPS frequency and Doc Wagon still gets lost. The Albino Ghoul Cyberzombie looks better than you do.
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Post by scawire on Jun 18, 2006 20:35:04 GMT -5
Your falling off a cliff and you never learned that levitate spell you always wanted
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Post by Xenomarch on Jun 19, 2006 1:38:39 GMT -5
Your falling off a cliff and you cast that Levitate spell that you finally learned after the last time you fell off a cliff, only you overcast it and pass out from the drain.
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Post by Crimson D on Jun 19, 2006 8:13:19 GMT -5
Your falling off a cliff and you cast that Levitate spell that you finally learned after the last time you fell off a cliff, only you overcast it and pass out from the drain and your buddy orders his force 8 fire elemental catch you.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2006 10:16:36 GMT -5
Your g/b-friend comes home from the Soy-Burger Shack and claims to have seen Elvis behind the counter.
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Post by scawire on Jul 5, 2006 15:50:13 GMT -5
Your astrally projecting for a few hours, return to your body to find it missing, After a long search you find your body with 50 seconds before you die form being in Astral Space too long. Only to find that your body is being held by Yakuza and they think it would be fun to try some new torrture skills out on you. Now your faced with a choice death from being in Astral space too long or Torture at the hands of the Yakuza which may end in death anyway. The choices you have to make on a bad day.
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Post by krondax on Jul 8, 2006 1:18:17 GMT -5
you get a call from yoru cell company telling you that the number you thought was a domestic number was an international number and you have a 900 dollar phone bill. the add for the chat line said nothing of such charges.
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Post by Xenomarch on Jul 13, 2006 16:35:12 GMT -5
when your best friend tells you that his sister really likes you and if you touch her he will pound you into dogfood!
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Post by Crimson D on Jul 13, 2006 23:37:07 GMT -5
When you test your new shock gloves out by pushing a old dwarf women in front of a speeding bus. ...In broad day light. ...In a busy public area.
Your running from lonestar and find out your brake lines have been cut.
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Post by Xenomarch on Jul 14, 2006 17:31:20 GMT -5
...By your Girlfriend's Brother.
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Post by Xenomarch on Aug 2, 2006 7:09:45 GMT -5
If you make a post and no-one makes one after.
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Post by scawire on Aug 2, 2006 22:02:41 GMT -5
you try posting but your computer dies just before you hit "post Reply" 5 times then you forget what you where going to say when it does work.
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