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Post by Xtreme on Aug 14, 2005 16:32:00 GMT -5
* your cyber arm shorts out when your taking a shower and the cyber hand is slapping you in the face every 3 seconds
* while negotiating the contract with a Johnson... one of the players suddenly stands up and announces that the contract could be done for 1/2 the amount in 1/2 the time
* your sneaking into Ares with 2 trolls who havent showered in a month
* your sneaking with trolls......
* a member of your party throws firecrackers all around you and shouts "FIGHT"
* your outnumbered.. be the leader of the party.. you stand bold and shout " YOU WILL NOT MOVE US... right guys?" only to turn around and see the rest of your party high-tail it
* the building is on fire... your only escape is to jump out the window.. you run, dive through the window.. and remember your on the 50th floor....
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Post by Falindraun on Aug 14, 2005 22:46:33 GMT -5
* you keep getting calls for somebody else........on your head phone.....cause it was used cyberware.....from sombody you killed.....who use to work for Loan Star
* you're about to do an extraction (total of 5 runners) and somebody in your group states that he must have 20,000Y up front 10,000Y for him and the other 10,000Y to be split between the other 4 members of the party
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Post by Xtreme on Aug 14, 2005 23:31:32 GMT -5
youve just broken into GlobalTech, youve battled mercilessly to the targets door.. everyone wounded, your tired, hungry and anxious to complete this run.. and your troll has an emotional breakdown which causes your sammy to cry and your mage gets mad at them
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2005 12:27:13 GMT -5
You're meeting for a run and the johnson gives you no info, and no pricetag, and everyone else in the room is too damn cool to tell Anyone what their main skills are, and they all get upset when you start asking for numbers.
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Post by sabosect on Aug 15, 2005 12:41:54 GMT -5
You walk in the "abandoned" warehouse and the first thing you see is the dragon. The second thing you see is the tank acting as the dragon's backup.
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Post by Xtreme on Aug 15, 2005 22:36:30 GMT -5
you open the door.. and a man with a snorkel up his nose is on the other side with a gayish smile waving happily at you....
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Post by ChaosEsper on Aug 15, 2005 23:13:23 GMT -5
you see the GM and the classic sniper/assassin character doing several pages of bluebooking
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Post by The Great Krass on Aug 25, 2005 5:40:19 GMT -5
You get your nuts and dick cut off by a set of BOLT CUTTERS, SLOWLY......
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Post by Xtreme on Aug 25, 2005 7:55:36 GMT -5
you kept the nuts... but yea... the penis thing sucks ass
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Post by Falindraun on Aug 25, 2005 18:41:50 GMT -5
you wake up in the morning thinking its friday and you then realize its monday
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Post by Braddoc on Aug 25, 2005 18:47:45 GMT -5
You wake up feeling refreshed, awake and fully prepared for the world, then putting your feet on the ground, you realise your cat got sick at the most stategic place in your house to make you wanna hang you.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2005 10:44:11 GMT -5
When your groups body adept goes to interrogate a witness to a kipnapping. He (the Adept) hasn't washed in a week, and looks like he's been in a fight with a Chum bucket. The witness lives In one of the poshest parts of town.
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Post by Falindraun on Oct 1, 2005 1:16:37 GMT -5
ya go to watch a movie in the vcr (video casette recorder not vehicle control rig) and find a penut butter and jelly sandwich in it
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Post by cxone on Oct 1, 2005 19:37:41 GMT -5
I've done that LOL .
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Post by jblack on Oct 2, 2005 11:45:30 GMT -5
You still use your VCR? We switched to DVD years ago. But I am still using Dialup. (At least until they get back here to set up the Home Network)
And on that note:
When you make an appointment window for a Utility company to come to your house, they call a half hour before the end of the window to say they'll be delayed, and when they do finally show up, they're unable to complete the job, prompting the scheduling of a second appointment more than a week later.
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