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Post by Ron Jeremy on Apr 14, 2006 5:38:02 GMT -5
you walk into a lab, and watch a scientist who appears to have leprosy mixing 2 different chemicals into a large bowl............ "very scientific like (re: a little here, a little there till both 1 litre vials are empty)...... then look at the bowl in thermo and see only white light......
later:
watch said vial fall down form an elevator shaft.
(what was in the bowl? well, if youve ever seen i think die hard 3. it was a clean nuke type explosive.)
You go into your hotel room and after locking the door, realize that eon is in there, and she doesnt look like shes there for a congical visit.
Your pelch....... Xandria is PMS'ing...... Any questions?
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Post by Crimson D on Apr 19, 2006 13:28:40 GMT -5
Your mage is a better sharpshooter then your sniper is. When your decker does more drugs then a king pin. The leader of the group is gay and is always grabbing your butt. (male or female it applys ether way) Your sammy is a better driver then the rigger when rigging. Your teams face has a pet hellhound. (and it's in heat) The female troll is the hottest member of your team. Everyone keeps calling you cannon fodder.
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Post by krondax on Apr 19, 2006 15:37:52 GMT -5
you get into your first fight. its against ghouls, then the GM who finished olff yoru character because you had to go to class tells you that you only lhave 10 bullets for 2 .50 desert eagles because he forgot to givce you ammo till you had all but 25 nuyen left.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2006 18:43:46 GMT -5
when you make a snide comment to your new female team mate about what a bad navigator she is, and she pulls out her narcojet pistol faster than you can blink and puts a dart between your eyes. You then subsiquently fail all your body rolls to resist going unconscious. You wake up a few minutes later with a slap patch on your neck, a dart in your forehead and your troll companion saying "What the frag happened???"
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Post by Braddoc on Apr 19, 2006 18:57:43 GMT -5
when you make a snide comment to your new female team mate about what a bad navigator she is, and she pulls out her narcojet pistol faster than you can blink and puts a dart between your eyes. You then subsiquently fail all your body rolls to resist going unconscious. You wake up a few minutes later with a slap patch on your neck, a dart in your forehead and your troll companion saying "What the frag happened???" She WAS a bad navigator Boom, I still can't beliveve me and her are the only one that got out alive of the Barrens.....of course I was driving
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Post by krondax on Apr 20, 2006 1:26:46 GMT -5
when was this?
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Post by Braddoc on Apr 20, 2006 19:10:18 GMT -5
Oh you know, another day, another run, other characters, before the GM got finger-cuffed hahahaha, good times indeed.
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Post by Mr. Johnson on Apr 20, 2006 22:31:18 GMT -5
you know its a bad day if....
you just unloaded a whole clip into a Troll and hes still comming after you....
your drivin and the Star is right on your ass and you run out of gas.
while breaking into Ares headquarters, your decker who is trying to hack the security says "oops"
your walking through a forest and there are trees following you, they follow you for some time but do nothing. Out of nowhere the Troll in your party extracts his claws and activates his adrenalin pump as he slashes deep into the trunk of one tree, the tree responds by picking the Troll up high in the air by his feet, and planting him into the ground up to his waist
you have one shot... seconds to pull the trigger and save the world... 3..2..1.. SHOOT... you left the safety on.
your troll informs you that he had 15 helpings of super extra spicy soy chilli for breakfast...
your convienced to go first in a round of Russian Roulette with a clip gun
your shaking your head right now cause youve just got done reading these and now wish you hadnt...
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Post by Crimson D on Apr 21, 2006 0:30:18 GMT -5
Troll Nosferatu Pys-ad cyberzombie. (does it get any worse?) (and yes I know that isnt possable, THATS HOW YOU KNOW IT'S A BAAAAD DAY!)
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Post by krondax on Apr 23, 2006 14:04:04 GMT -5
you are doing what hunter is doing and waht he sees (and only i can see in there....) (will post exact details when i can)
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Post by brute on Apr 23, 2006 17:20:41 GMT -5
your walking through a forest and there are trees following you, they follow you for some time but do nothing. Out of nowhere the Troll in your party extracts his claws and activates his adrenalin pump as he slashes deep into the trunk of one tree, the tree responds by picking the Troll up high in the air by his feet, and planting him into the ground up to his waist lol, wonder where u got that from It was 2 trees that picked him up though... you forgot: A woman holds the key to a briefcase. A briefcase that can change the world. She is in bed with a man who unknowingly will bring her to the briefcase. Once finished the romancing, he shoots her in the head. When asked, he replies "I didn't want to have to call her later." OR better yet, You've just finished fighting off a dozen faceless goons (like in X-files) and are planning your escape. You are in an alley and you see a black military helicopter above you when suddenly your parther, an exellent sniper, blows the fuel tanks on the helicopter and it is a flaming fireball... falling directly over your head. Laughing hard, the GM says "you can roll init I guess..."
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Post by emyaj on Apr 23, 2006 19:00:27 GMT -5
ummm hey Brute i forget who was that sniper lol
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Post by Angel on Apr 24, 2006 1:14:55 GMT -5
You fall asleep in someone else's car, and wake up in a hotel room with the body of a major corporate player on the floor.
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Post by cxone on Apr 26, 2006 20:23:58 GMT -5
And your both naked ............. he's a troll ............. Do I need to say more ? Did I mention that it's a heart attack ?
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Post by krondax drakhien on May 2, 2006 3:11:49 GMT -5
you watch the troll infront of you die from one shot of a rifle, and he was armored to the max.....and the sniper is looking at you next.
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