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Post by Eon on Jul 14, 2005 0:46:21 GMT -5
"Of course not, I'm saying it right out in public."
"Do you think Krass really needs seventy-five million NuYen or is it a smoke screen?"
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Post by Xtreme on Jul 14, 2005 1:37:22 GMT -5
last I knew.. he was a politition.. was that kinda question nessasary?
when does 1 plus 1 equal 3?
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Post by Saber Drache on Jul 14, 2005 1:48:43 GMT -5
Psh. Only on Thursdays of course. On mondays it equals 77 (don't ask why).
"What... is the airspeed velocity of the unlaiden swallow?"
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Post by The Great Krass on Jul 14, 2005 2:37:17 GMT -5
11 meters or 24 feet per second, according to Ronilion. He says if you keep asking him these questions then you owe him a bottle of booze.
Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
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Post by Eon on Jul 14, 2005 2:42:12 GMT -5
You should either ask the Fat Old Man or you should have checked before you insulted the blondes.
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Post by Saber Drache on Jul 14, 2005 3:02:39 GMT -5
Well... for every Charisma point they get an extra 1d6 roll added to the publicity of their death, which may come with situational modifiers, added to the standard 3d6. Any appropriate skills may apply in adding roles. Any Contacts that are lvl 2 or 3 will add their Charisma rolls. This will be pitted against a Threshold number according to the resistance to surprise/impress/shock the people of a nation. Intelligince may be supplimented but at a +2 modifier to the threshold. The number of dice roled will then be added together against the Threshold number. Then, for every 5 over the Threshold, the impressment/surprise will go up a level, up to a maximum of 20 (an entire nation is enraged and willing to go to war for it). If the Contacts are people in a country, lower the Threshold of that nation by 1 for each Contact. If the threshold is not beat, then the person is not assasinated, only murdered.
Where is the White House?
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Post by Eon on Jul 14, 2005 3:43:11 GMT -5
It doesn't exist anymore. Due to smog it is now gray and dingy.
If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2005 7:33:43 GMT -5
Actually... No, I think you would just call it a Shitdog. but honestly you wouldn't want to buy one.. they're Impossible to housetrain...
So A Politician, A Lawyer, and a Used car Salesman are walking down the street. You, on the other hand, are walking towards them, and you Have a Gun with two bullets in it. Who do you shoot?
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Post by Deep Thought on Jul 14, 2005 11:15:35 GMT -5
Shoot yourself in the foot and see who reacts the most. Then shoot the one that doesn't.
Why?
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Post by Xtreme on Jul 14, 2005 15:09:21 GMT -5
to make you ask questions... seems to be working too
if you put a wet dryer in a dryer... would it make it a dryer dryer?
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Post by Saber Drache on Jul 14, 2005 22:10:22 GMT -5
No. It would make it would be a dryad.
Who is Batman
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Post by Xtreme on Jul 16, 2005 6:50:06 GMT -5
I am
can u get drunk from scotch tape?
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Post by Saber Drache on Jul 16, 2005 14:38:03 GMT -5
If I can't my name's not Jack Daniels.
Why do we live in a yellow submarine?
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Post by Xtreme on Jul 16, 2005 15:06:43 GMT -5
cause purples too damn silly
why cant nail clippers clip real nails?
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Post by GreatMilenko on Jul 16, 2005 15:34:55 GMT -5
nails are important... it would be assassination, not murder
whats baby powder made of?
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