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Post by Pelch Gobwit on Mar 8, 2012 8:13:27 GMT -5
Seven Seconds
Lighter than what I am made of, more of me is hidden than is seen.
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Post by Pelch Gobwit on Mar 9, 2012 8:11:20 GMT -5
An Iceberg.
With pointed fangs it sits in wait, With piercing force it doles out fate, Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might, Eternally joining in a single bite What is it?
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Post by Pelch Gobwit on Mar 12, 2012 6:43:41 GMT -5
A stapler.
I spit like bacon, I'm made with an egg. I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg. I peel layers like onions, yet remain whole. I'm long as a flagpole yet fit in a hole. What am I?
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Post by Braddoc on Jul 30, 2012 19:56:26 GMT -5
Took me a while, since I read 'split' rather than 'spit', just the sound can sell the fuse.
I'd say its a Serpent.
got to add something.
I got nothing so witty, just short and sweet.
What do you call a lesbian living in the far north?
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Post by Mr. Johnson on Oct 9, 2012 7:46:22 GMT -5
Desperate
if you could, would you?
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Post by Falindraun on Oct 29, 2012 16:15:06 GMT -5
Perhaps
But, does it matter?
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Post by Crimson D on Mar 31, 2013 19:04:25 GMT -5
If you have standards it does.
What's the point of pissing in to the wind?
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Post by scawire on Apr 28, 2013 13:05:20 GMT -5
To see what is stronger you or the wind.
How do you know what snow not to eat if you are color blind and can't see yellow?
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Post by Mr. Johnson on May 7, 2013 18:25:44 GMT -5
stay away from the already melted areas...
when is it time to determine when all stupid questions have been asked?
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Post by krondax on Apr 29, 2014 15:44:04 GMT -5
when the fat lady sings.
Who chloroformed the fat lady?
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Post by Mr. Johnson on Sept 14, 2014 22:44:18 GMT -5
Kermit.. Miss Piggy stopped putting out and he was desperate
why do we bother?
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Post by Crimson D on May 1, 2016 10:14:03 GMT -5
Because we can.
If a rhetorical question does in fact have an answer, what kind of question is it?
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Post by Mr. Johnson on May 30, 2016 17:17:35 GMT -5
well that was rhetorical
who dunnit?
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Post by Crimson D on Jun 4, 2016 19:22:50 GMT -5
Everyone knows it was the Butler. The Maid is too busy blowing the Manner Lord.
What's the greatest Rap album never made?
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Post by krondax on Jun 24, 2016 16:03:44 GMT -5
There is no great rap albums.
WHATS MY NAME?!
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