Post by Mr. Johnson on Aug 8, 2007 17:51:19 GMT -5
If Jedi's are so damn wise and crap how did they miss the Sith?
Palpatine was a very power user of the darkside, in episode 3 he beats Yoda which shows how powerful he really was.. he could have beaten Mace but he needed Anikan to kill mace to begin the journey... he was powerful enough to cloud who he was to the other jedi
Shouldn't their midichlorians have alerted them to something foul and dank?
read the answer above
Is Yoda really just making it up as he goes along, betting on his advanced age to hide what really amounts to incompetence?
ok.. dont know what your actually refering too so this is a little difficult to answer
Is Mace Windu really a pouf?
Yes... with a "pimp" saber (gold and purple)
Can a whiny bastard child really bring balance to anything much less an unseen, untouchable energy field surrounding the ENTIRE freaking universe?
good question... was Anikan any different tho? it was deemed he would bring balance to the force.. did he not? The powers of good vastly outweighed the powers of evil.. so if he can do it (and he was WAY whinier) then why not his son?
Will C-3PO and R2-D2 have ugly children?
have you ever heard of robotical sperm? let alone wouldnt both C3PO and R2 be males? This movie was written during the time where womans libs was just starting its foundation in society
Why does Leia have cinnamon doughnuts for a hair style?
Cause she would have looked funny wearing underwear on her head....
Do wookies masturbate to ewok porn?
you mean you dont?
Does Jaba really think human females in bikinis are sexy?
yes, both him and George Lucas believed so... didnt you?
im starting to see a pattern here Xeno... 2 male robots with offspring.. ewok porn and leia not lookin hot in a bikini... are you trying to say something?
Can a nerf herder be anything other than scruffy looking?
not if he shaves...
Is Boba Fett tasty to sarlacs?
well... in itali it is believed that when you belch loudly you are complimenting the chef on a well prepared and tasty meal.. now that Sarlac ate several others yet only belched when he ate the fett... so the conclusion would be that disintegration sauce on boba fetts is a very tasty dish...
Will this diatribe never end?
should it?
Can the Millenium Falcon pass flight inspection by the Department of Space Vehicles?
of course it can.. its the millenium fu@$*n falcon.. its the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy... if some of these dumptrucks that SPEW big thick dark layering billows of burning smoke and oil can pass inspection.. what makes you think the falcon cant?
Does the Dept of Space Vehicles have long lines like the DMV?
yes but with 1 billion locations around the universe, and the fact that they now have wireless internet.. you can make your payments or take care of your issues using their automated Wookie system allowing you to register your spaceship AND save the galaxy at the same time
Are Intergalactic Mailmen issued weapons or is there a fear of them going POSTAL?
well... have you seen anyone get mail in the movie? how to you bill a spaceship... the postal service was done away with cause Vader did not receive his issue of Ewok booty luvins... shoulda seen vader go postal about that...
If you combined a Tauntaun with a dewback with you have a 2-legged lizard that likes the cold?
I think the better question is will you see a Tauntaun MATE with a Dewback in the next issue of Ewok Booty Luvin... cause that would really turn me on....
Are Correlian Blood Stripes that hard to get (I mean Han got them, the slacker!)?
how can you call him a slacker? id like to see you get your ass frozen, get torchered, invade a small complex and destroy the shied generator ALL the while saving your ship from destruction, hitting on a princess and saving her brothers ass all the time.. AND listening to a wookie masturbate WHILE THE END OF THE GALAXY IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER!!!... hes anything but lazy....
did I just answer all of Xenos questions to his satisfaction?