|
Post by Xenomarch on Dec 5, 2005 16:38:50 GMT -5
I'm too lazy to resp.....
Why are dogs furry and cats hairy?
|
|
|
Post by Xenomarch on Dec 5, 2005 1:40:50 GMT -5
Only at Mass?
Is it reduntant to call a Male Swine a Pig?
|
|
|
Post by Xenomarch on Dec 4, 2005 14:39:22 GMT -5
Only Trees ignore things. Hence why noone ever hears things in the woods.
Why are trees so mean?
|
|
|
Post by Xenomarch on Dec 3, 2005 23:37:26 GMT -5
Properly
If you tied the buttered cat to a dog, would it land?
|
|
|
Post by Xenomarch on Dec 3, 2005 21:56:35 GMT -5
Velma
How much does the world weigh?
|
|
|
Post by Xenomarch on Dec 3, 2005 18:06:04 GMT -5
A Chord is a picture fer yer ears and one should never waste a chord. Color=Skittle
Why did John lose his head to the silver platter?
|
|
|
Post by Xenomarch on Dec 3, 2005 2:41:31 GMT -5
Nothing alive is deliverable through the mail.
Whats black and white and yellow all over?
|
|
|
Post by Xenomarch on Dec 2, 2005 19:40:16 GMT -5
Mines made out of plastic so that would have to a lot of heat.
Why do people say "Sweating like a pig" when Pretty Intelligent Girls glisten?
|
|
|
Post by Xenomarch on Dec 2, 2005 16:10:39 GMT -5
Brian's Dead , Won't that make it the Beach Boy? Why is Black Depressing and White is not?
|
|
|
Post by Xenomarch on Dec 2, 2005 3:21:48 GMT -5
None, that's just an illusion.
How many fish in the sea?
|
|
|
Post by Xenomarch on Dec 1, 2005 20:55:02 GMT -5
To make the Water Dept happy
Why have clean underwear in an accident?
|
|
|
Post by Xenomarch on Dec 1, 2005 18:59:28 GMT -5
To Bee!
Who spoke first Adam or Eve?
|
|
|
Post by Xenomarch on Dec 1, 2005 16:18:48 GMT -5
The answer to nothing is everything!
If blue and pink got together would they have yellow?
|
|
|
Post by Xenomarch on Nov 30, 2005 23:46:27 GMT -5
Cuz they stay cleaner.
What rhymes with Orange?
|
|
|
Post by Xenomarch on Nov 30, 2005 22:58:54 GMT -5
Who sez we don't chummer?
Why does everything but chicken taste like chicken?
|
|