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Post by krondax on Mar 14, 2006 4:58:44 GMT -5
Ok, i know you have all seen those jokes about stupid peopl, like the mcdonalds clerk who said you cant get a half dozen nuggest only 6 9 or 12.
this one though i state my honor as an Eagle Scout on. I saw it at work.
A customer had asked my boss where the Cream de Cocoa was. When told in the liqour, she asked why. "Because its alcoholic" my boss responded. "No its not. I give my 5 year old son a bit of it to help him sleep at night."
When shown the bottle, which labeled it as alcoholic, she nearly paniced, asking if she was going to be in trouble.
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Post by Pelch Gobwit on Mar 28, 2006 1:37:01 GMT -5
I have a stupid people story, but it is real short.
My story starts with, Krass. End of Story.
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Post by The Gret Krass on Mar 28, 2006 6:43:03 GMT -5
Not as short as you, FAG!
"Hey Pelch, Didn't you say you were from New York? Isn't that the city they built around your mother?"
C'mon Pelchy, show me what you got.
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Post by Pelch Gobwit on Mar 28, 2006 7:16:52 GMT -5
Your ON, Wanker! (I've been wanting to TRY you out.)
A Krass list on, How To Get A Life!
It's never easy to overcome innate idiocy, it's a serious addiction Krass, but trying usually isn't as painful as kidney stones. Here's how:
Let go of the mouse.
Turn off the computer.
Eat something other than taco chips. Do us all a favor and try to Eat Shit with Fart Gravy and Die.
You could try to Fart without recording it and putting it up on the boards.
Get some sleep in bed rather than on your keyboard. You obviously need the rest.
Next time you wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, don't tell everyone on this board.
It would be nice if you could go on a date with someone you didn't meet in a chat room, was a vile skank, or inflatable.
How's that for a start?
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Post by The Great Krass on Mar 29, 2006 3:59:56 GMT -5
Lists are so BORING. Can you do better than that?
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Post by Braddoc on Apr 14, 2006 20:31:35 GMT -5
Stupid people? AH! i got a Q#%$^ stupid car. So here am I, dribing to get some grub, I park the car, go in, get food, start eteh car and drive home. I decide to stop at the depanneur (convineance store if you like) about a street from my home and buy a lottery ticket, and go rent a movie my father wanted to see. so I get back in my car, turn the key..and nothing happen. THE FREAKIN' @#$#%^$%&&^#$ CAR DIDN'T WANT TO START! Everything worked fine: the radio, the lights, the heating, hell, even the AC, but the F**king motor didn't want to start.
This is the second time it happened to me in 6 months, last time it was on my birthday.
damn cheap-ass crappy americain car....I'm going to buy a japanese car, at least I never had a problem with my Mazda.
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Post by krondax on Apr 15, 2006 13:46:53 GMT -5
you mean buy a ford. Mazda is made by Ford man.
lol.
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Post by Xenomarch on Apr 16, 2006 23:12:07 GMT -5
and Ford is owned by BMW which is owned by Saeder-Krupp
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Post by cxtwo on May 3, 2006 17:48:42 GMT -5
Damn ....... Dragons own the world !
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Post by Ron Jeremy on May 6, 2006 0:43:24 GMT -5
come come now CX....would you really try and tell a dragon no?
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Post by cxtwo on May 6, 2006 8:39:58 GMT -5
Maybe ...... If I Had the right backup . Ok no there would never be the right kind of backup for that .
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Post by jblack on May 6, 2006 13:22:38 GMT -5
Stupid people? AH! i got a Q#%$^ stupid car. So here am I, dribing to get some grub, I park the car, go in, get food, start eteh car and drive home. I decide to stop at the depanneur (convineance store if you like) about a street from my home and buy a lottery ticket, and go rent a movie my father wanted to see. so I get back in my car, turn the key..and nothing happen. THE FREAKIN' @#$#%^$%&&^#$ CAR DIDN'T WANT TO START! Everything worked fine: the radio, the lights, the heating, hell, even the AC, but the F**king motor didn't want to start. This is the second time it happened to me in 6 months, last time it was on my birthday. damn cheap-ass crappy americain car....I'm going to buy a japanese car, at least I never had a problem with my Mazda. Yeah, I can relate. I've had a few issues with my Saturns over the years: 1) Steering wheel locking up when parked 2) Two windshield wiper motors in eighteen months. Pain in the ass when you live in a city where it rains a lot... 3) Gear shift not engaging. My son experienced a lot of trouble with this when learning to drive and declared that my car hated him. 4) Radio not working. Power was on, but nothing. The third receiver was evidently the charm, I haven't had problems since. 5) Steering makes noises like it's low on power steering fluid. Saturn insists they don't use steering fluid and the noise is normal.... 6) Trying to get a damn appointment with the dealer! On my last comment card, I told them that where I work, if a customer had to leave two messages to get service or use a reservation system that didn't work, they'd be booking at another hotel....
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Post by krondax on May 6, 2006 17:32:13 GMT -5
um. You bought a Saturn,what were you expecting?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2007 11:58:32 GMT -5
How about people here in the States who go to Midas to get their brakes done? I did that, trying to take advantage of their $99 an axle brake deal. They told me that my brakes were so far gone that I needed "the King Job". That meant replacing everything in the braking system, rotors, brake lines, fluid, pads, wiring, the whole package, for about $645! I asked him how much an inspection was, gave him $20, and went down the road to a small garage mechanic I know, who replaced the pads for $40.
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Post by Mr. Johnson on Feb 23, 2007 18:19:05 GMT -5
hmmm... I would have asked if "the king job" came with a happy ending.. then it might have been worth it =D
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