Post by Mr. Johnson on May 11, 2009 20:55:53 GMT -5
ok.. so here was the deal... I have a pulmonary cyst.. its an infection in the upper crack of your ass at the end on your tailbone.. and it SUCKS when its infected.. which is what happened.. So last week I went to have it drained (VERY F%$!@#N PAINFUL!!) and was set up an appointment by the emergency room for a surgery consult.. so I go to the consult.. they say I need to have surgery to have it removed and they set me up with an appointment to have it removed for monday (today).. so this morning I am laying on the bed at the hospital in a johnny and they are just about to give me the pills and the IV to put me to sleep when the phone rings... its the surgery consult that is calling to say that my primary care giver hasnt given me the referral because he hasnt seen me yet.. so now im pissed.. im hungry (cause I couldnt eat anything before surgery) thirsty (cause I couldnt drink my morning coffee) scared out of my wits cause I hate hospitals and really hate the fact that my ass crack is about to be cut open.. and my primary care giver decided to have a power trip at that moment preventing me from having the surgery... THEN the asshole calls up surgery consults and makes it so my medical coverage doesnt cover my ER visit cause I didnt go see him first.. or follow up with him which NO ONE said I had to.. on top of everything else.. his secretary has an attitude with me and hangs up on me because I said fkin to her.. which is how I said it.. not fuckin... you could barely tell the difference between fkin and freakin with the way I say it
"hello family health practices"
" yes my name is Scott *&^%&* I need to talk to Dr. (*&^ please"
"hes with a patient, may I take a message"
"I really need to talk to him"
(a little more aggressively) "hes with a patient, can I take a message"
"look, im laying here in a fkin johnny getting ready to have surgery that he has screwed up for me and I need to talk to him now"
(total attitude) "you dont need to be using that language with me sir.. im putting you on hold"
about 8 minutes
" you need to get a referral from Dr. (*&^ first and hes calling surgery consults, he refuses to speak to you because of your language, goodbye"
'click'
im cold
im hungry
im thirsty
im now agitated cause someone screwed up
my wife picked up mad hours at work cause I was suppose to be off for a week to recover
my work rearranged everyones schedule so that things will run smoothly in my absents..
and shes gets fluffy with me??
so.. I plan to do what any person would do... I changed primary caregivers.. registered a complaint against the good Dr with my insurance.. I will register a complaint with the hospital and then with the ethics board.. after I will consult a lawyer to see what other I have cause this guy doesnt need to have a power trip all because he didnt get to see my naked ass as well..
so.. that was my day =D
"hello family health practices"
" yes my name is Scott *&^%&* I need to talk to Dr. (*&^ please"
"hes with a patient, may I take a message"
"I really need to talk to him"
(a little more aggressively) "hes with a patient, can I take a message"
"look, im laying here in a fkin johnny getting ready to have surgery that he has screwed up for me and I need to talk to him now"
(total attitude) "you dont need to be using that language with me sir.. im putting you on hold"
about 8 minutes
" you need to get a referral from Dr. (*&^ first and hes calling surgery consults, he refuses to speak to you because of your language, goodbye"
'click'
im cold
im hungry
im thirsty
im now agitated cause someone screwed up
my wife picked up mad hours at work cause I was suppose to be off for a week to recover
my work rearranged everyones schedule so that things will run smoothly in my absents..
and shes gets fluffy with me??
so.. I plan to do what any person would do... I changed primary caregivers.. registered a complaint against the good Dr with my insurance.. I will register a complaint with the hospital and then with the ethics board.. after I will consult a lawyer to see what other I have cause this guy doesnt need to have a power trip all because he didnt get to see my naked ass as well..
so.. that was my day =D