Post by Braddoc on Jul 20, 2005 22:37:57 GMT -5
Availability: Always
Cost 5¥
Street Index 1
The commercials start with a pretty elven female exec with a really nice suit with two cell phones, typing rapidly on her keyboard, viewing papers, some Lone Star cop running fast to catch some punks, and a Troll dockworker with a pad of papers, looking up at a mountain of disorganized crates.
"Overworked? stressed? Against impossible odds? Well Imperial Tobacco, a sub-division of Ares, have the solutions for you! Introducing Miner Green's Cigarettes!"
A image of a pack of smokes appears, along side some animations showing the effects of the product.
With the patented new filter and with the cigarette-tip, included in each pack, which blocks up to 99.5% of all cancerous elements found in those other brand, you can enjoy the smooth, bold, rich taste of Miner Green's cigarettes without fear of getting lung cancer! Each pack comes with 25 flavored-filled Miner Green's cigarettes and with 5 cigarette-tips, each one good for up to 10 cigarettes!"
We now see the elven female exec, feet on her desk, showing some legs smoking a cig, the cop smoking his smoke with the punks hand-cuffed lying on the ground and the Troll dockworker smoking a cig with all the crates organized properly.
"So what are you waiting for? Dig in to Miner Green's cigarette! Also available in menthol flavour! Miner Green's cigarettes: So healthy, even the colibri won't die!
Miner Green's cigarette from Imperial Tobacco, a sub-division of Ares."
Jack: "Man I love that commercial."
Red:"The Frag you do! You only like it 'cause of that elf chick."
Jack:"So? I still like in anyway....Hey don't drink it all! Gimme the synt-whiskey you drekhead."
Cost 5¥
Street Index 1
The commercials start with a pretty elven female exec with a really nice suit with two cell phones, typing rapidly on her keyboard, viewing papers, some Lone Star cop running fast to catch some punks, and a Troll dockworker with a pad of papers, looking up at a mountain of disorganized crates.
"Overworked? stressed? Against impossible odds? Well Imperial Tobacco, a sub-division of Ares, have the solutions for you! Introducing Miner Green's Cigarettes!"
A image of a pack of smokes appears, along side some animations showing the effects of the product.
With the patented new filter and with the cigarette-tip, included in each pack, which blocks up to 99.5% of all cancerous elements found in those other brand, you can enjoy the smooth, bold, rich taste of Miner Green's cigarettes without fear of getting lung cancer! Each pack comes with 25 flavored-filled Miner Green's cigarettes and with 5 cigarette-tips, each one good for up to 10 cigarettes!"
We now see the elven female exec, feet on her desk, showing some legs smoking a cig, the cop smoking his smoke with the punks hand-cuffed lying on the ground and the Troll dockworker smoking a cig with all the crates organized properly.
"So what are you waiting for? Dig in to Miner Green's cigarette! Also available in menthol flavour! Miner Green's cigarettes: So healthy, even the colibri won't die!
Miner Green's cigarette from Imperial Tobacco, a sub-division of Ares."
Jack: "Man I love that commercial."
Red:"The Frag you do! You only like it 'cause of that elf chick."
Jack:"So? I still like in anyway....Hey don't drink it all! Gimme the synt-whiskey you drekhead."