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Post by Mr. Johnson on Nov 23, 2006 10:04:48 GMT -5
some humor to go with this wonderful holiday You might be a redneck if......... You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table. Thanksgiving dinner is squirrel and dumplings. You've ever re-used a paper plate. If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side. If you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table. On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat. Your turkey platter is an old hub cap. Your best dishes have Dixie printed on them. Your stuffings secret ingredient comes from the bait shop. Your only condiment on the dining room table is ketchup. Side dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies. You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge. The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road". You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food. You have an Elvis Jell-o mold. Your secret family recipe is illegal. You serve Vienna Sausage as an appetizer.
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Post by Braddoc on Nov 23, 2006 22:27:16 GMT -5
Yeah, Happy Thnaksgiving to all of you.
Oh and Johnson, loved the picture too, got me smilin' at the job.
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Post by scawire on Nov 24, 2006 0:31:26 GMT -5
Ha ha , Good jokes.
Happy thanksgiving you guys down in US (bit late but I mean well)
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