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Post by Falindraun on Nov 4, 2005 1:55:45 GMT -5
how about this one 'Things that you can say to your computer, but not to your wife?'
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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2005 4:24:15 GMT -5
You're obsolete, I want a better model.
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Post by Falindraun on Nov 13, 2005 1:08:47 GMT -5
id like to replace the motherboard
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Post by cxone on Nov 13, 2005 14:51:18 GMT -5
You've got a Sloppy Disk !
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Post by Saber Drache on Nov 13, 2005 22:27:09 GMT -5
Dang it. I've misplaced the Hard Drive
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Post by Saber Drache on Nov 13, 2005 22:43:35 GMT -5
Sidenote: About the car one. "Man... I can't believe I paid this much for a two-seater.", "Man. I gotta replace that muffler." "Dang. She won't move. I gotta get da jack." For the dog one. "Don't worry, she won't bite".
"I forgot all models support floppydisks."
"Ctrl Alt Delete. Ctrl Alt Delete. Its not working. She won't stop!"
"Where's a firewall when you need one."
"Is there an upgrade for this version?"
"So wait. I can burn disks with this?"
"Good lord I can't turn the monitor off."
"See look! I can control the speakers now. Loud... not so loud.... Loud..."
"If I move the mouse like this, I can do anything."
"Every time she gets turned off, she loses all her memory."
"Now this is a command line baby."
"So when I'm not using it, the screen saver will pop up?"
"Can I change the screen saver please?"
"See look. If I press this button here, this is what comes out."
"I got the new Windows Model, so I don't need this one any more."
"So..... where do I put the CD again?"
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Post by Crimson D on Nov 15, 2005 1:24:08 GMT -5
WOW it comes with a card reader too!
So nice and shiny.
I need another backup device
How many ports?!
Is networking pre-installed??
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Post by Saber Drache on Nov 16, 2005 21:15:31 GMT -5
(Technically you could say those things, if your wife was a Stepford Wife o_0;; eheh... )
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Post by krondax on Dec 12, 2005 2:53:45 GMT -5
for what i paid i expected more
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Post by flext on Dec 12, 2005 4:02:58 GMT -5
This is what i get for buying used
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Post by Falindraun on Dec 19, 2005 2:55:44 GMT -5
ok how bout this one things that you can say to your Mr. Johnson or fixer that you cant say to your wife.
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Post by krondax on Dec 19, 2005 3:30:54 GMT -5
i really need to know more about this before i do anything
*i think you can say more to your wife than your johnson or fixer*
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Post by Svecica on Dec 19, 2005 11:58:57 GMT -5
will an extra couple hundred nuyen change your mind?
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Post by Mr. Johnson on Dec 20, 2005 23:06:33 GMT -5
ok, but its gonna cost you double
do you wanna drive?
can I get some money upfront?
damn that supermodel has nice tits
( I think this is the number one tho right here.. exclusively)
NO
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Post by krondax on Dec 22, 2005 2:20:05 GMT -5
oik, change time, things you can say about your boss, but not your wife
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