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Post by wolflet59 on Oct 31, 2008 11:41:59 GMT -5
Top 15 Strangest Real Beer Names
1. Arrogant Bastard 2. Flying Dog In Heat Wheat 3. Moose Drool 4. SantaÂ’s Butt Porter 5. Fiddler's Elbow 6. Old Speckled Hen 7. Dogfish Head Snowblower Ale 8. Sick Duck 9. Homo Erectus 10. Seriously Bad Elf 11. Shaftebury 420 Brilliant Lager 12. Bad Frog 13. Hell for Certain 14. Flying Dog Horn Dog Barley Wine 15. Big Butt
"If you've had any of these? You might be in my league." My favourite name was 'Old Slug Porter' Your Flying Dog sounds like one of the UK 'Firkin' pubs - microbreweries that turn out great beer and hangovers as added extras! Makes you know you are paying for a good night out.. hangover cure that works - 2 cups of coffee before you sleep - works a treat!
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Post by Ronilion on Nov 17, 2008 11:07:51 GMT -5
"Another good hang over cure is freezing your hoop off at 3 in the AM."
Just to let you know it appears that your buddy Gobwit is the Hospital, again. This looks like one of his longer bouts of upchucking his lungs, so he may be a while getting back."
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Post by Braddoc on Nov 17, 2008 11:38:46 GMT -5
Hmm...understood, send our best to him will you?
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Post by The Great Krass on Nov 18, 2008 15:17:50 GMT -5
"I sent him a condolences card and some lily's. Now weary traveler rest your head because pretty soon you'll be fragging dead."
I'll tell him it was from you guys.
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Post by The Great Krass on Nov 23, 2008 2:31:34 GMT -5
"Does anybody out there have any memory of the reason given for the establishment of the DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY during the Carter Administration?
Anybody?
Anything?
No?
Didn't think so.
Bottom line . . we've spent several hundred billion dollars in support of an agency the reason for which not one person who reads this can remember.
Ready? It was very simple, and at the time everybody thought it very appropriate.
The Department of Energy was instituted 8-04-1977 TO LESSEN OUR DEPENDENCE ON FOREIGN OIL.
HEY, PRETTY EFFICIENT, HUH?
AND NOW IT'S 2008, 31 YEARS LATER, AND THE BUDGET FOR THIS NECESSARY DEPARTMENT IS AT $24.2 BILLION A YEAR, THEY HAVE 16,000 FEDERAL EMPLOYEES, AND APPROXIMATELY 100,000 CONTRACT EMPLOYEES AND LOOK AT THE JOB THEY HAVE DONE!
THIS IS WHERE YOU SLAP YOUR FOREHEAD AND SAY 'WHAT WAS I THINKING?'
Ah yes, good ole DEMOCRAT bureaucracy. And now we are going to turn the Banking system over to them?
God help us.
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Post by Braddoc on Nov 23, 2008 13:37:18 GMT -5
Meh...now they'll say that the moment PRESIDENT ELECT OBAMA came into the office of the PRESIDENT ELECT, gas prices have gone down. The system works.
No really, the hell? Maybe they did, but I don't recall Bush or Clinton or Bush Senior to go around with a cheap cardboard sign written 'OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT ELECT' every time he had to yak to the media. Seems that even after the election I`m still getting my balls busted with Obama doing stuff: Obama take a walk, Obama takes his kids to school, Obama buys a piece of pie....Yeah he won, he ain't some old white guy, he's black and energetic and he quit smoking.
Big Woop. You people will still have Old Lady Clinton in the way (so what a waste for that Democrat candidate election, in a way), not to mention you`ll see what all those Promises of 'change' will bring: 'Seems to me that he`s gonna turn your country around with SOCIALIST ideas: free medicare and all that crap.
Yeah like it`s working out greatly for Canada: the waiting rooms are filled, the staff is overworked, and a large majority of people who can work, won't and spend their time exploiting the system.
And he's not in office now: pretty sure half the stuff he talked about (when they were more precise than that vague 'change' thing) will probably won't come into life since he'll talk about the lack of money and such when he'll step in the Oval Office.
Oh well, he'll let the gays get married, pull out of Irak and bring change, so it's all good for the good ol' US of A right? It's not like the average voter is misinformed about who's who and what they promise, right?
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Post by The Great Krass on Nov 25, 2008 1:32:23 GMT -5
"So you're saying the campaign slogan for 2010 and 2012 should be; 'CHANGE IT BACK'? "
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Post by Braddoc on Nov 25, 2008 18:23:29 GMT -5
Beats me, I haven't seen the future yet. Maybe it'll work like crazy, but using what I know of what he promises, it'll bring more trouble down the road that will overshadow the advantages seen on the spot.
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Post by The Great Krass on May 21, 2009 9:42:15 GMT -5
You know, I would have stuck this prominently in the middle of that faggy Kaimloim's storyline just for a laugh. Hell, I'm always being called a scene whore, and I'd do it just to mess with him/her/ he/she/it. Maybe I will later, and I won't write a story there either. Matter o0f fact everyone should leave him a comment just to fark with him.
Am I the only one that see's I just made a joke in those words? Try it as He she-it.
Anyway, people been asking where the frag we are these days. I decided to put it here so you can get the hits.
Fatman is retiring the 3'rd of June this year. If he don't die of a heart attack from all those burgers he plans to spend time with his kids. Maybe he'll lose a few pounds when his wife puts his fat @ssteroids to work on real labor.
Ronilion had to move after getting robbed three times by punks who act like me. He informs me they were too stupid to steal his really good stuff. He got tired of repairing his doors and his alarm system did finally catch the fraggers before he left. Of course they haven't paid a penny in recompense for the damages yet. He decided it was time to move.
Drassel had a bad leg which caused kidney failure. He almost died. I'm waiting for an update from him on that one.
Luddington went on a missionary trip to France and sent back all kinds of D-Day stuff including pictures of him in a bunker. With his glasses we wondered how he could have gotten on the right plane. sheit/ France deserves him.
Eon is still NOT married but now has a good job and is getting raises faster than me. (I'm beginning to hate that slitch. She's one upping me again, but then with her body I guess it's no wonder she gets better raises. )
I was laid off and had to get a new job. It's not great but at least I HAVE a farking job. I wonder if I can get the Fatmans spot.
Patterson is AWOL after his move from his high tax state. He went to DC. YEP! The moron went to an even higher tax state, which serves his Obama loving liberal ass right. We hope we will get back in contact with him eventually when he finds out the Fatboy is going to be enjoying the good life on cans of dog food, and a hearing aide.
JoAnne got remarried and I'm sure will have a new house to sell again soon when she throws the bum out. Right now the new hasn't wore off but she's still the same HOUSEKEEPER as far as I'm concerned.
As for your old buddy Gobwit? Yeah we still keep in touch with him too, word is he's living at a God's waiting room type of place these days. Maybe he's going to become a medical experiment for them. Could you think of a better use? Let's hope they don't turn him into some kind of toxic avenger.
I heard Mao is still around you guys. Hay Mow!
Now that you see this? I'm laughing because I didn't put any jokes in here. Suckered you all.
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Post by krondax on May 21, 2009 10:03:21 GMT -5
dont care bout the jokes, just honestly miss you man.. you got me back into SR and i was sad to not hear about you guys. I also miss playing in the pelch run. unfortunately, i was without internet for several months last year. now that im in iraq, im back online, with a shittier connection than i had before, that im paying twice as much or. *grumbles at how private companies love to take advantage of soliders.* I dont suppose you could help in sending some more blood this way, could you? or even doing a cameo in say.... Xeno's little run? i would so like to add Xandria to the long list of slitches who has kicked Krass in the Pro-Krasstinator. Kinda wished i could have gotten into your run, but... i dont think that im on that level of playing at the moment. havent been for a few years now waita, mao? where is he? could use him in xeno's run too. still have that pistol that xan was gonna give him
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Post by Braddoc on May 21, 2009 11:19:41 GMT -5
Well, 'least no one's dead, even if there's been a close call it seems, "should be all right.
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Post by Kaimloim on May 21, 2009 15:48:26 GMT -5
Krass you hoop fragging bustard!
I want to say that I am sorry you and your other Retro-buddies are having the usual luck we all face. It's a sign of the fragging times. I can understand why you guys backed away for a while. Reading between the lines was Fatman forced out of his job? Lot's of that happening now during layoffs. They pile so much on the ones remaining it's ridiculous. Luckily he has the time in and can retire. Others of us didn't time it as well.
I was real sorry to hear about Gobwit. His stuff on the Pro-boards got me interested in seeing whasup over here. I had hoped to goad him a bit, but if he's as bad off as you say he is just give him my compliments. It seems the poor dude's earned it.
As for you fragging with my story, give me some time. I want to think of something new to do to you.
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Post by The Great Krass on May 29, 2009 9:45:20 GMT -5
You got to be smoking some weak stuff, babes.
The FATMAN? Being forced anywhere he don't want to go? It would take a couple of bulldozers and a crane to move his lard butt anywhere.
As for the fragging dwarf... tell him yourself. I ain't no fragging messenger service.
Let's get to the really good stuff.
Revenge.
You going to make it a real fight, in game time, or you just blowing so much of the breeze past me?
Tell you what.
You make the story interesting enough, I might even show up personal to mess with you.
First though you have to prove yourself.
Let's see you handle the troll and I might just get impressed enough to give you a real KRASS thrill ride. You don't get no slack by doing things Gobwit would have done. I want to see some NEW.
I'll admit ahead of time that you got a new idea on men that shed their skins. Cargo Cult Mythology has some of that. You did take it a step beyond with the idea that they are tindalo's. Ancestor Spirits for those that don't comprendo. That is what attracted my attention, so you have a start.
Let's see you strut your stuff girlie or are you a ONE TRICK pony?
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Post by Kaimloim on May 29, 2009 11:26:34 GMT -5
Never a one trick pony.
I'm full of surprises and sexual appeal.
Think you can keep up, micro-weiner?
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Post by The Great Krass on Jun 4, 2009 9:03:45 GMT -5
The game is young. Honeybuns.
Not a bad coin trick but it took you how long to think it up?
Still take your time. I'm man enough for you.
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