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Post by Ronilion on Aug 25, 2005 11:53:47 GMT -5
Hey Xtreme, Just so you know the Fatman made it pretty clear to us that Krass went from a 'shaggy' to a 'baldy' in seconds. He says the perpetrators, notice he never said it was the Star, did take all the valuables including the 'sack with the family jewels.' Colorful. That Fatman can be a mean one. Who would have guessed he would have the Star use BOLT CUTTERS. Vicious Bastiage, isn't he... I mean, if you're reading this Fatman, your highly intelligent and imaginative. Eon was laughing so hard last night that tears were rolling down her face. Luddington was shocked, Patterson was deadpan, Drassel just shook his head and complained about the cost of replacement. He is looking for some way to make it a tax write-off. Krass made the comment, "Just when you think you got it dicked....." We would have put it in the quotefile but it isn't accepting new entries right now. Krass, went because he didn't want Eon to upstage him. His stupidity was that she then set it up that way on purpose. Think she got even for the entries on here under the 'Images' heading? Krass has been TRULY BAGGED! ;D
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Post by Ronilion on Aug 25, 2005 12:01:25 GMT -5
Hey Braddoc, I just had a thought. Eon certainly got even with Krass. I wouldn't, if I were you get into any game she is playing in. OK, now you have seen the main story of the action... Who can tell us what the heck happened. We KNOW what happened to Krass, where is Eon and I?
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Post by Xtreme on Aug 25, 2005 12:36:05 GMT -5
well see thats just it... do we have the whole story? cause if they did that to Krass... I dread what would have happened to you 2... still I have no clue why Krass did what he did... theres no way my ass would have been that ballsy... if it wasnt Star... who was it? as for getting into a game with Eon... id gladly enter Styles... and if it makes Krass feel better.. at least he didnt have a one on one with a pissed off JJ.. cause cutting his jewels would have been a picnic comp[ared to what JJ has done to men....
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Post by Braddoc on Aug 25, 2005 15:49:27 GMT -5
Hey Braddoc, I just had a thought. Eon certainly got even with Krass. I wouldn't, if I were you get into any game she is playing in. OK, now you have seen the main story of the action... Who can tell us what the heck happened. We KNOW what happened to Krass, where is Eon and I? First guess the only way not to get on her bad side (though from what I saw until now there's only that side), is not being a stupid dick, or you'll lose yours. As for you and Eon, maybe they double-cross Krass made a deal, and simply gonna act as they were victims too, so Krass will cancel Lone Star contracts or get even with the shadowriders, or it's got a connection with that deserted island thing, or I'm 10 miles off course going right inot a mountain side.
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Post by Eon on Aug 29, 2005 1:57:22 GMT -5
I am ALWAYS merciful and polite, to those that desrve it.
Krass to Eon while in the Hospital recovering, "You know life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, but instead you should skid in SIDEWAYS, throughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WHOOO HOOO! WHAT A RIDE!".
Eon: "I'll get your coffin ready, Sport."
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Post by Eon on Aug 29, 2005 1:59:56 GMT -5
By the way I did NOT double cross Krass. I just let nature take it's course. Anyone who threatens the Star like that must have a death wish and who am I to disappoint so many?
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Post by Eon on Aug 29, 2005 2:03:01 GMT -5
What I did after Krass was out? Easy, I hauled out a lot of money and made the deal Krass should have made. Part of the deal was that they give him a 'reminder' not to try to be so MACHO next time. No problem though, Patterson has plenty of cloning stuff. I am sure Krass will be back soon.
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Post by The Great Krass on Aug 29, 2005 3:30:42 GMT -5
Eon angrily to Krass, "I know what you guys want in a woman! Men want Traci Lords in the bedroom, Julia Child in the kitchen, Hazel around the house, Lesley Visser during a game, Mary Poppins for the children, Cha Cha Muldowney in traffic, Dr. Quinn medicine woman when you're sick, Mary Richards at work, Mother Theresa when you come home with leprosy, Gertrude Stein in conversation, the body of Sophia Loren in 'Boy on a Dolphin' combined with the voice of Sade, and to top it all off the IQ of Anna Nicole Smith, because you don't want to feel threatened!"
Krass smiles, "First off put that Cosmo article down right now and back slowly away from the magazine. Now go to the window and take a deep breath. You must clear your head of bullshit articles like "How to Trick Your Man into Cooking Tex-Mex. Now, I'm not supposed to tell you this but here is what men REALLY want, be patient. Hold us. Love us unconditionally. Help us out of this testosterone-induced fog we dwell in and lead us into the light. Or if that's asking too much, how's about a big sloppy blow job once in a while?"
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Post by The Great Krass on Aug 29, 2005 3:31:44 GMT -5
"Hey Eon,", stated Krass with a smile, "You really need to be more like me and get yourself laid, it would do you a world of good."
Eon glared and warned, "You better change your name to Daisy because I am getting ready to plant you right here."
"See what I mean? Your attitude sucks. You like to bitch so much that you even get pissed when your period ends." Krass said sincerely, "Now me I'm in a great mood. Last night, the sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette."
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Post by The Great Krass on Aug 29, 2005 3:32:37 GMT -5
Krass (in game)enters a Lesbian bar following the woman he is supposed to be tailing. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while Krass yells to the bartender: "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?' A deathly silence transcends the bar. In a deep, husky, menacing voice, the woman (NPC) next to him says: "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I'm a 6' tall, 200lb blonde with a black belt in Karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"
Krass paused to think for a moment as he looks around, and then says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
OOC: GM: Ok everyone pick one of the characters I just mentioned and start rolling the dice. You will all take turns kicking the shit out of Krass and DO try to be creative.
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Post by The Great Krass on Aug 29, 2005 3:33:17 GMT -5
GM: Well Krass at least this time it wasn't Eon who put you in the hospital. So what will you say when you go back to that bar?"
Krass: "A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly. Wine can kiss a frosted glass. But you my friends can kiss my ass!"
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Post by The Great Krass on Aug 29, 2005 3:35:26 GMT -5
Ronilion to Eon, "Hey Eon,whats strong enough for a man but built for a woman?"
Krass yells from the next room before Eon can reply, "My Dick!"
Eon smiling, "Not anymore." She makes the sign of bolt cutters snipping.
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Post by The Great Krass on Aug 29, 2005 3:36:29 GMT -5
Luddington is talking to a group of prisoners while waiting to get Krass out of his 'mooning' charge. The bible says you should love your neighbor as thyself."
A voice suddenly chimes in from the back of the cell, "What am I supposed to do jerk him off too?"
Luddington, "Krass! I know that's you! Get up here so I can bail you out."
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Post by The Great Krass on Aug 29, 2005 3:37:18 GMT -5
Krass to Eon, "Women do, Piercings in the strangest places, Tatoos everywhere, Face liftings, Cesarian Birth, Liposuction, Chirurgial reduction of the abdomen, Plucking of facial hair and eyebrows along with Depilation with hot wax SO HOW CAN THEY DARE TO TELL YOU 'IT HURTS' WHEN YOU ASK FOR SOME ANAL SEX?"
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Post by The Great Krass on Aug 29, 2005 3:38:00 GMT -5
Dr Patterson to Krass, "Hey Krass, what was your weirdest sexual experince?"
Krass thoughtfully, "Hmm, their are so many. One that stands out though is when I once made love to a female clown. It was weird because she twisted my penis into a poodle."
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