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Post by GreatMilenko on May 20, 2005 7:31:34 GMT -5
Has anyone watered Mark lately? He should have little sprouts by now...
I heard Michael doesnt pay alimony... hmmmm
Having been mugged by a squatter punk, Josh decided to blow up New York... from the back of one of Scotts vehicles...
Jason met his untimely demise picking up a pinless grenade with a "pick me up" sign... (Mom and Dad save the Universe...)
In other news, Justin has patented his new cargo van, it has front wheel drive, in fact, it only has front wheels...
Max is still looking for fish...
Anyone seen Marshall? I'm missing a tiny sliver of c-4...
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Post by Xtreme on May 20, 2005 14:27:00 GMT -5
ROFL!! all great campaigns....now... josh taking out New York... was that before or after trying to drive up the staircase?
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Post by The Fatman on Sept 14, 2005 0:50:09 GMT -5
One Time in one of our yearly get togethers we had Dr. Patterson run a "Death Race 2000" game. In order to up my score I went through a church on Sunday. You get extra points for old people. Ronilion was really pissed, he lost that game.
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Post by Xtreme on Sept 14, 2005 5:40:34 GMT -5
AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... now that sounds like fuuuun
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Post by Falindraun on Sept 14, 2005 17:35:29 GMT -5
I wonder........... how many m&m's can u fit in your mouth before you choke??
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Post by The Fatman on Sept 15, 2005 0:37:33 GMT -5
MR. MWILAND! How DARE YOU? SIR, I only imbibe quality NATURAL products like HERSHEY Chocolate! Non of those cheap foreign copycats for me. HERSHEYS IS THE GREAT AMERICAN CHOCOLATE BAR! You SIR should get a life and taste REAL chocolate. Mr. Xtreme, Death Race 2000 was quite interesting if you have no moral compunctions about demonstrating a very serious homicidal tendency towards 'road rage'. My total was quite good for my first run in that game.
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Post by Braddoc on Sept 15, 2005 18:33:27 GMT -5
Fatman's right there, Hersey build a town around his chocolate factory, free of those stupid humba-chumba midgets, whats' the deal with those anyway?
And to go in some chocolate factory where some crazy-top-hat wearing man lives like a hermit with a gang of orange-violet midgets and you have to sign a contract before going in, well if this where a horror story, they"ll all turn into those midgets, like that wax museum movie with the crazy guy in a wheelchiar and that old British Butler style man
Oh and it's 4 bags of M&Ms
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Post by Xtreme on Sept 15, 2005 22:22:29 GMT -5
braddoc... you need to cut back on your medication intake... those Flintstones vitamins are starting to get to you
and for your information.. I happen to like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory... I haven't seen the new one but I read a review that says Johnny Deep did a much better performance that Gene Wilder... which of course pissed me off royally... for anyone to compare the two actors is complete lunacy... Johnny could not begin to even come close to touching the talent that Gene has (or had... dunno if hes still alive) "Edward Sissorhands" meets "hear no evil see no evil"... so because of that fact alone I probably wont watch it.. call me anal... but Johnny Deep playing as Willy Wonka was an insult to the behavior of Willy Wonka in which Gene brought to life
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Post by Braddoc on Sept 15, 2005 22:26:26 GMT -5
Flintstones Vitamins? you like bringging back memories...
Saw the old version a few times, the new one...meh I must agree it look like it's godd ba bad, and from waht I saw from the trailer, Deep seems to add that Micheal Jackson look, white guy living alone is a place where kids whould love to go..thank god their parents are with them.
Besides Deep is better at some gothic roles, like Sissorhands and Sleepy Hollow.
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Post by The Fatman on Sept 16, 2005 7:25:42 GMT -5
Then we ARE agreed. No telling what you will get in those foreign chocolate factories, like fat kids falling in the chocolate, or people leaving their grimy mits all over your cola. Quality will out. Besides who wants a dwarf looking like he went through a highly toxic hazardous waste dump handling their chocolate? I'll get my toxic waste right out of the kitchen tap just like everyone else!
Anyone ever take the chocolate making ride? They give you free candy at the end of it. You don't have to pay, it's air conditioned and you ride all the way through. I take the kids through there about 2 -3 times a day and you don't have to worry about buying $2.50 hot dogs or $2.00 water, since they have a water fountain at the end of the ride so you can wash down the chocolate. All you get in Wonka's place is a gob stopper and it isn't even CHOCOLATE, what a cheapskate!
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Post by Xtreme on Sept 16, 2005 11:13:50 GMT -5
ahh but if your honest.. you get the whole factory =D
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Post by The Great Krass on Sept 16, 2005 16:04:12 GMT -5
No one is that honest.
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Post by Xtreme on Sept 16, 2005 20:13:58 GMT -5
thanks Krass... your 2 cents will be added to the jackpot of.... 2 cents
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Post by The Great Krass on Sept 17, 2005 23:55:11 GMT -5
No Jackpot anymore, not only did I take the two cents I left a You owe me note for 1,000 NYen. Pay up.
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Post by Mr. Johnson on Sept 18, 2005 0:00:02 GMT -5
will you accept sperm donation from a 90 year old troll instead?
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