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Post by Xenomarch on Mar 30, 2007 17:56:05 GMT -5
It was a cold and foggy morning when Captain Sparrow and his 1st mate Sinbad sailed their awesome vessel, The Ninja Beater, into the harbor of San Diego, home to the notorious Ninja Clan, headed by GrandMaster Norris and his bitch Stephen Seagal.
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Post by Mr. Johnson on Mar 30, 2007 20:41:40 GMT -5
Norris, dressed in his pimp purple ninja outfit, watched reruns of Texas Ranger while Segal in his preppy pink suit fed him natchos and rubbed his feet. Jack and Sinbad, after comming from below deck where they spent the whole voyage, emerged naked as the day they were born and stared in horror as they were witnessing the "running of the obese" currently going on through the streets.
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